People Who Wrote DOMA Never Get DOME

From National Journal via Perez Hilton: President Obama believes that the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional and will no longer defend the 15-year-old law in federal court, the Justice Department announced today.

Okay. Great. Awesome. WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEEAN?

Well if DOMA is Team Edward (boring, listless, sexless) and the Homos are Team Jacob (sexy, fun, exciting, sexy again) than Obama is Team Kellan Lutz, a vampire but hot as hell.

And Twilight fans don’t be all “Well Kellan is a vampire and obviously Team Edward.” Seriously? Well I picked the only cast member I find remotely attractive and not a dog. It couldn’t have been Team Bella because she’s a whiny cunt.

Oh and for Harry Potter fans…If DOMA is team…

Fuck it. I only dumbed it down for Twilight fans. You’re smart enough to get this policy change.

Anyways back to the purpose of this post…so Obama has dropped his support from this law and has decided to let the courts and congress decide its fate. Hopefully Prop 8 is determined unconstitutional and it will all steamroll from there.

Anyone who doesn’t like it can Jim-Jones it to South America.